Sure, I can pee and make babies. Actually, I am a very efficient at getting whats in the body out of the body. but everyone boils it down to peeing and fertilization. I can live with that. Its the life of a cock. Dont get me wrong, I'm not bitchin, just resigned to social stereotypes. But I bet you women didn't know that a cock can play a kazoo without the assistance of any other organ in the body. My point is that while I am pictured here in a somewhat disembodied state, I come with numerous complementary organs and apendages (not pictured) which comprise an entirely seperate entity. Why then am I pictured here instead of the alleged higher life form? First, I make most of the decisions. Second, if he's fuckin' I will be the one spending a considerable amount of time inside of your body. So, you should get to know me without the middle man.

My Ideal Person I am looking for someone adventurous, funny, absurd, potentially harmless and a little kinky (stopping short of animals and feces). Someone not afraid to give a sloppy blowjob in the occaisional movie theater.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Sadomasochism, Light Bondage, Spanking, Slave/Master, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds

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